Dear Santa....
Hope you are all happy and merry… you should be, you have holidays all year through and do your job is only one day… ok maybe a week… hey its not fair, you should do your groundwork to check what people like and if they have been good or bad… you expect us to do your job and send it in writing… damn you are lazy…but you are considered highly honorable so we have no choice but to update you with what we like… J
I haven’t been good this year. I have hurt so many people I love, I made mistakes, I have been rude and witchy. and bitchy to a certain extent this year. I don’t wanna lie to you although im very sure you’d believe me if I do coz you are too lazy to figure things out anyway…… and why you chose to come through the chimney still bugs me, you are one weird guy aren’t you :P
One advice for you though, please don’t hide gifts inside socks… people don’t use socks anymore… its outdated… which century do you live in? I think you should join fb…, so a quick status view you’ll know what people want…
I don’t think I have the right to ask anything from you this year,
a) because I haven’t been good this year so I don’t qualify to ask for anything and
b) you didn’t give me what I wanted last year so I lost faith in you.
So I decided to ask for what few of my friends want…the ones who have been good this year :D
no im not writing names, its for me to know and you to find out…
My little bro needs 3B’s for AL’s… He is brainy but too lazy… distract him a bit from all these cute girls and facebook for a bit…make him study real hard this time so he can top with 3 As J
You need to give a hug and a bagful of happiness to my best friend this Christmas… she is down these days, ill give you a hint… let her see you coming through the chimney im sure the sight of a fat big old man squeezing through the chimney will be hilarious for few days :P
You need to stretch Christmas for 6 more days… my little sister wants to keep the most precious gift of hers closer to her till her birthday… it will be a dream come true for the whole world with one week holiday :D its your golden chance to be a super hero…
I need to be an aunt soon… so you need to get my elder sister pregnant… (the one who is married not the others- now don’t confuse with the other ones ok… we don’t want unwanted pregnancies for unmarried women) bless her to give us a little baby girl as artistic, creative, talkative and crazy just like her…
Santa, this other sister of mine needs to fall in love soon… Tell her that she needs to take the chance once in a while to break the wall which is blocking her from herself... tell her that its alright to get hurt sometimes because it will only make her stronger…
You need to steal the mobile phones of the most stupidest sister I have… lock them in a cupboard so she doesn’t dial potential in-laws while making out with “apna pardesi”… No hold it… make all her potential inlaws deaf…, cos she is anyway capable of saying that how much she hates their country out loud anytime soon…
Dear Santa, my son needs to be a crocodile…. Find me a lovely daughter in law so he will start having better dreams… he is a potential romantic… so why waste romeos?? This country needs romantic boyfriends desperately….
My 14 year old brother wants to grow up soon… tell him that this is the age of innocence…. Tell him that he should enjoy all the crushes that come his way ;) big or small and fall over and over again… so when he truly falls one day he will be thankful to all the experiences that came his way…
He needs his baby girl with him this Christmas… or he needs a time machine to go back to his past with her… Give him a time machine to go for one day’s ride to the future.. so he ll realize that hanging on to the past is a waste… and learn to let go…
Bless her this Christmas so she wont cut the line off the big fat dude she is crazy about calls her to ask her out… make her say YES… But santa if he plays around make sure you hire him as your assistant… he can run around and do your homework for you… he is gonna be jobless from next month anyway ;)
Well that’s all from me this time… I’ve lost faith in you but don’t let my friends lose faith in you too :P
Fingers crossed XXXX
You be Good,
From
One confused witch :P
P.S. Buy a phone…. Letters aren’t considered as a communication method anymore… its too outdated…
